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Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Chill
You love someone
You marry someone else.
The one you marry
becomes your wife or husband.
And the one you loved
becomes the password
of your mail ID
[Passwords are confidential hence not reveal}
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
If someone says you are ugly, its ok, if someone says you are stupid, its ok, If someone says you are genius slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit of kidding n you r now crossing the limit.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi itna sir chad ke bolegi.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
