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Thursday, September 28, 2006

The letter W is the twenty-third letter in the Latin alphabet. Twenty three thats 2 + 3, which is 5. 5 and 0 are my lucky number but the word "W", the 23rd word is good and bad both for me.

Here is how it is

W for Worries
(I hate to worry)
W for Women
(Heard - No women no cry ?)
W for Wallet
(Always empty)
W for Waste
(Who likes to waste)
W for World
(World is full of shit, still thats life)
W for Want
(I want this I want that, never ending wants)
W for Who What When Where and Why
(Quiz Arguments Puzzles -- I hate them all )
W for Word List
(Word list -- Reading Mugging big time sucks )
W for Wait
(Waiting is my big time hating)
W for Wrong
(Who alive on planet wants to hear that)
W for War
(War is a conflict, End of many things start of non)
W for Warning
(Warn me of danger please)
W for West
(End of the day is indicated by sun setting in West)
W for Water
(Cant live without it)
W for Weekend
(Thanks God there is some good W )
W for Web
(Special Thanks to The inventor of the www, Tim Berners-Lee)
W for White house
(God give me a rebirth in Whitehouse)
W for Wikipedia
(The start of all knowledge ends here)

Himanshu Bajaj posted this message @ 11:30 AM

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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Please keep sending me Forward Mails

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me.

Because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

Still open to help someone from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions $.

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..

Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send them to your friends.

If ORKUT/YAHOO deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 9913760 people in the next 10 seconds,a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.

Give me a break!!
"The World Is Filled WIth Foolish People And Some Think They Got Talent Too !!!"

Himanshu Bajaj posted this message @ 2:00 PM

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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one...IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD,

1. Falling in love.

2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.

3. A hot shower.

4. No lines at the supermarket

5. A special glance.

6. Getting mail

7. Taking a drive on a pretty road

8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.

9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.

10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.

11. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla or strawberry!)

12. A bubble bath.

13. Giggling.

14. A good conversation.

15. The beach

16. Finding a 100 rupess bill in your coat from last winter.

17. Laughing at yourself.

19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours

20. Running through sprinklers.

21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.

22 Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.

23. Laughing at an inside joke.

24. Friends.

25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.

26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.

27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).

28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.

29. Playing with a new puppy

30. Having someone play with your hair.

31. Sweet dreams.

32. Hot chocolate.

33. Road trips with friends.

34. Swinging on swings.

35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.

36. Making chocolate chip cookies.

37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.

38. Holding hands with someone you care about.

39. Running into an old friend and realizing
that some things (good or bad) never change.

40. Watching the __expression on someone's face
as they open a much desired present from you.

41. Watching the sunrise.

42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.

43. Knowing that somebody misses you.

44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.

45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

Himanshu Bajaj posted this message @ 1:00 PM

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