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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Life is like this, Dont have to go and make things so complicated. Enjoy reading !!
Chill

You love someone
You marry someone else.
The one you marry
becomes your wife or husband.
And the one you loved
becomes the password
of your mail ID
[Passwords are confidential hence not reveal}

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

If someone says you are ugly, its ok, if someone says you are stupid, its ok, If someone says you are genius slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit of kidding n you r now crossing the limit.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi itna sir chad ke bolegi.

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Himanshu Bajaj posted this message @ 9:40 PM

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Monday, August 21, 2006

Question and Answer
(Topic: Girlfriend)

Encyclopedia - Most commonly, "girlfriend" refers to a female partner in a non-marital romantic relationship with either a heterosexual or bisexual male, or a lesbian or bisexual female. In this sense the term is generally used to describe a person's female courting partner or "lover" — someone they are in love with — and is used by all age groups.

Ques: Do you have a girlfriend(s) ?
Ans: I have many friends who are girls.

Ques: How many girls have you flirted with ?
Ans: I am not good at flirting, never tried actually.

Ques: Whats your ideal match ?
Ans: Science taught me nothing is ideal in pratical world. I belive in Science.

Ques: What is the name of your first crush ?
Ans: Sorry, too personal question.

Ques: What turns you on @girls ?
Ans: Smartness, Intellegence and above all bueaty.

Ques: Have you ever been @ date ?
Ans: Define date please. If you mean have I ever been to movie or dinner or lunch with any girl. Then answer is yes. Otherwise..No, never yet.

Ques: Have you ever been in love with someone, Of course I mean any girl ?
Ans: Yes, and I had a couple love at first sight. Never had courage to speak up. Call me moron, shy or whatever.

Hey friends if you have more such question you are most welcome.

Himanshu Bajaj posted this message @ 7:30 PM

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Sunday, August 06, 2006

A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO

(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffers support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plain things you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!! AND THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND

Himanshu Bajaj posted this message @ 8:30 PM

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